Tips for Writing under a Deadline
Step One: Spend hours compiling upbeat music playlist
Step Two: Require tomb-like silence
Step Three: Yell at coworkers for humming
June 2013
12 posts
Sometimes...
Angry OCD Voice: “What’s the absolute worse, most terrible, unpleasant thing you can imagine doing right now?
Me: “Um…
Angry OCD Voice: “Forget it. You’re boring. Do you want ideas? Because I’ve got razor blades and rubber bands and ice cubes and lemon juice and batteries and salt and matches and —”
Me: “So does Mister Wizard but he’s not a psychopath.”
Life and work has been so hectic lately and I cant wait to go see my girl, Jenny, and get my Sally St Rose nails touched up after work today. I love her because we dont talk…we sit there in silence while she does my nails and every now and again we give glaring stares to people who try to talk to us and then smile at each other. She gets me.
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I just marked 11,854 unread emails as read. I don’t feel like I need to accomplish a single other thing today.
May 2013
54 posts
Deadlines
Surefire way to get me to freak out and screw everything up.
What the hell am I even doing with my life?
… I shout into the abyss that is the Internet.
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
I read this as “reasons I grab my boots”
…and nearly all of these made sense.
